HOW TO TROLL KABUTO YAKUSHI

WAYS TO TROLL YAKUSHI KABUTO!!!!
1Confascate his glasses
2kill Orochimaru
3constantly ask him why hes so loyal to Orochimaru
4Tie him up and burn his ninja info cards in front of him
5Tell him to use water gun
6Be smarter than him
7Spy on him
8Take his hair down
9Call him lord Kabuto
10Call him insufficient and useless
11Buy him a samurai helmet and tell him its his long lost brother.(beacuse Kabuto means samurai or something of that matter)
12Tell him Orochimaru hates him beacuse he forgot his milk and cookies last time.
13ask him weather or not he likes My Little Ponies(I do!)
14Dye his hair black and cut his hair to look like Sasukes.
15Ask him does he wanna see your scab.
16Tell him hes special
17Get a snake name it Orochimaru,get a rabbit and name it Kabuto and force him to watch the snake devour it.
18Ask him why he grouped Tsunades boob in his figt with her.
19Tell him his mother loves him